Corner flag (vol 2.1)

Yes, the Third Ball has been in touch and I have been rather busy, therefore unable to communicate his views in time. I obviously didn't know that the team would run into this patch and things would look so good - but lets listen to the third ball now:

1. "I told you it would yo-yo. And it will still do so. But we will win. Premier league it will be."

Third ball then admitted that if it doesnt happen, he is more than happy to go missing forever.  And I would take over. Thats what I am, the third ball.

2. "Champions league - not to worry, we will get through the 4th round and do more damage".

Didn't quite know it will be so easy against Porto. But the team has come together, like the season they did when Flamini was at Emirates and (ironically) before the Eduardo incident, since the Stoke City win.

The quiet hero of all this has been Gael Clichy. When the captain Fabregas and the "new" leader Sol Campbell were busy holding their heads at the ungainly sight of a, yet another, crooked ankle, it was Clichy that caught hold of his team mates and said, 'Lets go do this'. He obviously remembers the story at St. Andrews and took the opportunity to be the real leader. And quietly. Beautiful.

I am possibly a greater twit than the third ball. But then such is the life of a football fan.

3. "And yes, we will be playing Inter Milan some time soon - quarters or even later."

Though Wenger has a funny feeling that its going to be an English team next.

4. More records tumbled in this Champions league campaign. Apparently, its the first time in over 30 years where we reversed a first leg loss to win a tie. First Ronald Koeman, then this and next it will be Jose Mourinho the special cunt. And after that it could be the Champions league itself. But that strangely Third Ball was non-committal about.